I want to live my next life backwards. You start
out
dead and get
that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing
home feeling
better every day. Then you get kicked out for
being
too healthy. Enjoy
your retirement and collect your pension. Then
when
you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day. You work
forty
years until
you are too young to work. You get ready for high
school; drink
alcohol, party, and your are generally
promiscuous.
Then you go to
primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you
have no
responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and
then...
you spend your last nine months floating
peacefully in
luxury, in
spa-like conditions - central heating, room
service on
tap, and then,
you finish off as an orgasm.